Bad decisions. Now delivered monthly.
Exclusive monthly designs. New chaotic themes every month. Subscriber-only drops. Cancel anytime. Perfect as a gift for your funniest bad influence.
Ships monthly. Cancel anytime. *Emotional stability not included.
A design the civilians do not get. Made exclusively for people committed enough to subscribe to a monthly chaos delivery.
Built around that month's particular flavor of chaos. New theme every month so your fridge never has a chance to recover.
Because predictability is for people with matching towels.
Add a custom magnet this month for $5–$8. Because sometimes the generic chaos isn't specific enough.
Tiny magnets. Big repeat-offender energy.
Not sold to the general public. We like our subscribers a little more than everyone else.
Fresh damage, fresh jokes, fresh reasons for your guests to ask questions.
Limited-run nonsense for committed degenerates. Not available to the general public. Ever.
Stay for a month. Stay for a year. Spiral at your own pace. No hostage situation here.
For your funniest friend, your chaotic sibling, your unwell coworker, or the one person who absolutely should not be encouraged.
Members vote on future themes and submit caption ideas. Because some of you are deeply unwell in a way that's creatively useful.
One magnet. Three magnets. Five magnets. No good outcomes.
All magnets are 2.5" × 2.5" of commitment you can't walk away from.
You could send flowers. Or a gift card. Or some other forgettable little gesture.
Or you could send a recurring envelope of fridge crimes.
Perfect for birthdays, holidays, breakups, bachelorettes, office exchanges, and people who have everything except boundaries.
Yes, you can send it directly to the recipient. No, we won't warn them.
Cancel anytime. Ships directly to the recipient.
Exclusive designs. Limited runs. The kind of things people see on your fridge and immediately ask where you got them.
Membership has privileges. Questionable ones.
Help decide what kind of nonsense shows up next. Democracy, but for degenerates.
Because some of you are deeply unwell in a way that's creatively useful.
An honor no one should want and everyone will fight for.
See the next bad idea before the rest of the internet does.
Special releases for members only. The civilians don't get these.
Corrupt your friends. Get rewarded. It's the most efficient use of your social capital.
"Every month I say I'm going to cancel. Every month the magnets show up and I realize I'm exactly the target audience."
"I gifted this to my sister as a joke and now she's more emotionally attached to the subscription than to most of her relationships."
"The office kitchen has become hostile in the best possible way."
"Gave 6 months as a holiday gift. My coworker now has strong opinions about magnet themes. This is what I wanted."
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