For insomniacs, overthinkers, and people who make their worst decisions after 11pm.

*Not appropriate. Birthdays, holidays, office parties. Technically a gift.

Gamer, geek, or just someone who needs to be right about things on the internet.

For people who love their pets more than people. An entirely reasonable position.

Opinions your family will screenshot, send to the group chat, and never let you live down.

Death, taxes, passive aggression. The triumvirate of adult life. Now on your refrigerator.

The only relationship that has never, not once, let us down. We don’t talk about the gluten incident.

Honest magnets for people who reproduce and are still processing the decision.

Say the quiet part out loud. On your fridge. In 2.5″ format. Permanently.

For the Monday meeting that should’ve been an email, the email that should’ve been nothing.